Late marriage ~ A joke?
Jacob, 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are delighted with their decision to marry. They will take a turn to discuss the wedding and how they spend a chemist. Jacob offers to go in.Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes". Jacob: "We are about to marry. Do you sell heart medication? "Pharmacist:" Of course we do. "Jacob:" How about medicine for circulation? "Pharmacist:" All kinds. "Jacob:" Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "Pharmacist:" Absolutely. "Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice? Pharmacist: "Yes, a variety ….. the works! "Jacob:" What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes against Parkinson's disease? "Pharmacist:" Absolutely. "Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers? Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you? "Jacob told the pharmacist:" We would like YOUR NOMINATION TO BE OUR STORE BRIDAL gifts. "
Ha ha yes a joke.
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